Thursday, August 17, 2006
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees
>Steven Spielberg.
>
>As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
>over to him, and asks for his autograph.
>
>
>Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
>"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
>
>
>The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was
>not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the
>Japanese".
>
>
>"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the
>same," replied Spielberg.
>
>
>In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap
>and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
>
>
>Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the
>iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
>
>
>The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg,
>Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."